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Funny Story about french men March 18, 2010

Filed under: Preparing to go abroad,Random Story — katiespaulife @ 7:05 pm
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Okay, this is completely irrelevant to my travels, but this is a great example of how sleazy French boys are (Courtney be careful next Spring!).


I may have told a few of you about my friend with both an American and a French boyfriend. We’ll call her “Valerie”, just to be safe (this blog is on my Facebook).


Valerie met her French boy back at the beginning of the semester when he had a girlfriend named….”Elaine”. He broke up with this Elaine mid-January and hooked up with Val when she was fighting with her American boy. Her and the American made up eventually, but she just couldn’t let “Fabio” go. She’s been torn btw the two all semester and I’ve been rooting for Fabio, urging her to break up with her American boy or at least choose one!


Fabio was a great guy at first, took things slow and kept telling her how he would move to the US for her, blah, blah, blah…


Then last week he took another friend of mine (who is French) out to dinner. We can call her “Becca”. He confessed his love for Becca and told her he just wanted to be with her. Using lines such as, “What would you do if I kissed you in front of Val and Elaine?”, ect.


This is a true story.


Becca made their friendship boundary clear, but told Val about the dinner.

Later that weekend Val gets drunk at a party at Fabio’s house and passes out in his bed. She wakes up in the middle of the night and he is next to her. Then he gets up to use the bathroom or something and Val sees Elaine is on the other side of the bed!!


She confronted Fabio about it the next morning and he just said, “Well she was drunk, I didn’t want her to drive home…”

“Then why not the couch?”

“Bed, couch, same thing!”


Needless to say that relationship is over. I feel bad for Val, but I cannot stop laughing – had to share!